Qualifying WILB

What is a WILB?

This question has plagued many wilbologists minds, and continues to plague them to this day.

WILB: a being that is one with it’s surroundings. Able to maneuver in and out of events without anyone really knowing it was there.

OR

WILB: the ability to be utterly fucked up (take that as you will, it is a very vague description) but still be able to find a way to laugh.

In all reality, WILB means different things to different people. Many discussions have been had, and many fiery debates have ended with people yelling:”Stop trying to qualify WILB, there is nothing to qualify! It is a vague and illusive topic that is impossible to pinpoint.”

But I have issue with this sentiment. I find WILB to be the objective good in the universe. WILB is treating people-strangers with kindness, care, and respect. Shit might be bad, the sky could be falling, hell might be present right on this earth, but the WILBs will be smiling. The WILBs will be laughing amongst one another, cracking jokes, having a smoke, and sipping a drink.

A time spent with a WILB is a time spent with a good friend. Anyone can identify as a WILB, but must abide(like the Dude) by these 5 traits:

  1. Others come first.
  2. Laughter is the best medicine.
  3. Disagreement is okay, hatred is not.
  4. WILBs never fight, unless the Way of the WILB is at risk.
  5. Never put anyone down-especially another WILB.

WILB is a way of life, it is the happiness and joy that is within us all. We may come to dark places in our life, but the light of WILB will shine bright.

Signed,

The Architect