As many of you are aware the name of this blog is an interesting one: wilbblog. It also may have you wondering: “what in the hell is a WILB?” As many of you who follow me on any form of social media know, I shout, type, and take pictures of WILB. So much so that it seems to me that I have confused many people on what exactly a WILB is. To try and describe what this phenomena is, is like trying to explain absolute nothingness
In short: WILB is everything, WILB is nothing. It is a phrase that many find comforting, others find discomforting. Those that find the phrase comforting, well those are the wilbologists. Wilbologists have dedicated their lives(whether they know it or not) to the study of wilbology. I hope your still reading, or maybe not because at this point you’re probably thinking: “this is a bunch of nonsense,” and you’re not wrong, but you’re also not right.
See wilbologists all disagree on what exactly a WILB is. Is it a person, a thing, and object, a philosophy, a word, or is it just a product of neurosis? But that is the beauty of WILB, many can disagree on what it actually means yet come together and shout it in peaceful harmony. Some say it in excitement, others in sadness, it can be used when someone does something stupid, or something incredibly intelligent. WILB is not something that is fixed it changes depending on the environment in which it is being used.
However, there are some tenants of WILB; some guidelines if you will as to how one goes about becoming one, and figuring out who and what a WILB is.
- A WILB must be kind to not only other WILBs, but non-WILBs as well
- To become a WILB one must only ask to be one
- To keep WILB status you must not be opposed to shouting, or saying WILB in public
- WILBs do not harm unless provoked(and if you provoke them; WILB help you)
- Anyone can become a WILB, only a brave few can become wilbologists and study wilbology
- WILBs live to help and alleviate pain in any form
- Whatever WILB, WILB!